Money can buy a lot of things, but despite not being short of a cent or two we’re surprised that DT still has a way to go when it comes to upping his grooming game.
- That “tan” (has gotta go). We’d recommend: He-Shi (another Irish self-tanning brand, it’s good, we’ve tried it)
- The hair. When your hair’s all over the place (like your thought processes), it’s hard to pick just one do-it-all product. Instead, we’d say go for a Mexican gardener’s hat and cover it up (great SPF protection too, if you’re campaigning outdoors in California and Florida soon).
- The redness. Often due to inflammation, a short temper can play havoc with one’s complexion, so this calls for a complete coverage type product and DT has lots of places to shop near Trump Tower, like Barneys New York. A year at a silent retreat can do wonders for one’s temperament.
- Last but not least, the diagonal pink-striped tie? #goodbye